As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake!
There is no such thing as a grouchy old person. The truth is that once you get old, you stop being polite and start being honest.
As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, I'm sure of one thing: it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
My tolerance for idiots is extremely low these days. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously, there's a new strain out there.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it.
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